What?

Síofra was playing restaurant tonight, busily taking our orders and writing them down on her pad of paper. This is a favourite game of hers, and she runs a very particular, Soviet style of restaurant; most of the things we ask for are unavailable, or are made in "another room" and will take a long time to prepare. But this particular exchange tonight really cracked us up...

Síofra: Ok, sir, what would you like to drink?

Daithí: Hello, Miss, I'd like a black coffee, please.

Síofra: Well, sorry, but we don't have black coffee here.

Daithí: Well, what DO you have?

Síofra: Um...we only have orange coffee and blue coffee.